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Category :: Geek / Humor

13
May 10

You Know You’re Deep in Magento When..

You know you’re deep in Magento when you have a file an Abstract.php open. Or in a Mysql4 folder.

Or when one of your eyes starts twitching.

*sigh*

4
Dec 09

Web Design Failure Process

Got this in my email today.  I’m sure we can all relate to this phenomenon.

theoatmeal

Thanks “The Oatmeal

31
Aug 09

Fortune++; Fortune++;

(5:39:37 PM) Tim: two fortunes for me today
(5:39:44 PM) Antonio David: nice
(5:39:50 PM) Tim: do they both count?
(5:40:01 PM) Tim: or is only one “real” and the other is a decoy
(5:40:02 PM) Antonio David: haha maybe they’re only half as effective

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12
Aug 09

You Can Only Pick One

If you’re here for my opinion on the choice between universal healthcare and freedom, then you can navigate away. I’m here to showcase a poorly designed form:

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11
Aug 09

SVN

While trying to work through an SVN problem:

“You can’t commit?

That’s fine I’ll commit for you.”

[ a few seconds later ]

“Ah, come over here man, there are conflicts we need to resolve”

11
Aug 09

Your Welcome Over IP

(1:19:59 PM) Antonio: quick q… do you know which table the “Third Party Name” field might reside in?
(1:20:26 PM) Tim: thirdpartyeyewitnesses
(1:20:36 PM) Antonio: true that. thanks
(1:20:46 PM) Tim: yoip
(1:21:03 PM) Tim: ywoip
(1:21:06 PM) Tim: your welcome over ip

10
Aug 09

Don’t Fiddle. Violin.

(12:13:08 PM) Tim: i want to get these all into trac
(12:13:12 PM) Tim: but redstagesvn [server] is down
(12:13:18 PM) Antonio: i couldnt get to trac this morning
(12:13:20 PM) Antonio: ah. yea
(12:13:21 PM) Tim: and i dont want to go fiddlin’ round in there until alex is in
(12:13:27 PM) Antonio: true
(12:13:35 PM) Tim: maybe i should violin around in there instead

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